The New Job
Pros1.Almost all the people who work with me went out of their way to be friendly, introduce themselves, ask me about myself, offer advice, etc.
2.Decent pay
3.With the promise of decentlier pay the longer I work there and also quarterly bonuses
4.Absolutely no customer service
5.Holy dang. World's most craziest fancy-pants lunchroom. 5 microwaves!! A dishwasher! Black shiny obsidian-like floors much as one might find in a chi-chi club or the Dark Lord's bathroom!
Cons
1.Smells like chemicals
2.Makes my shoulders ache with the ache of a thousand, um, old ladies
3.Starts far too early in the morning
4.I'm kind of bad at it, though hopefully that will change.
Okay. So as of today it's still looking pretty good. Now for tomorrow...
3 Comments:
The Pro list is longer than the Con list, which is always good. Although I am slightly nervous about the Dark Lord Lunch Room with 5 microwaves. What on earth does anyone need FIVE microwaves for? (Perhaps they like irradiating whole flocks of chickens simultaneously?)
Good luck with the second, third, fourth, etc. days.
Hmm.. the Dark Lord Lunch Room could indicate one or both of the following things:
a) A good union and/or
b) an unpleasant factory floor from which they want to provide you with a place of refuge.
The friendly co-workers sound nice! In my opinion, it is they that have the largest impact on job satisfaction.
I hope your first week goes smoothly. :)
Huh! New job? What is this new job you speak of?
I hope the Dark Lord's Lunch Room with radiating capabilities is not a sign of things to come!! "Work my pretties or you shall be microwaved into a mushy pulp."
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