Seriously. You should totally employ me.
Dear people who are hiring for jobs that involve creative thinking, very very short hours yet a fairly high wage to compensate, little in the way of talking to mean people, tidying things into neat little piles, and maybe making attractive and funky birthday cards:Well, actually, I've written so many cover letters in the past couple days that now I can't be bothered to prove to you that I would be good at your job. Can you just take my word for it? My resume looks like a piece of trash, but I swear I'd make a good employee.
Thanks, and I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely
Tuna, Esq.
posted by annika fox @ 9:15 a.m.
3 Comments:
You're HIRED!! I can't believe I hadn't found a potential employee like you before!! :)
Seriously though, hang in there, the job you are seeking is out there...mmm I meant that in a less fortune cookie way...
Hugs
I have just met a tall, dark, and handsome job, but now I'm having commitment issues!
Hmm...
a job that is tall -- washing skyscrapers?
a job that is dark -- night security?
a job that is handsome -- as in handsomly well paying?
commitment issues -- a three year contract?
do enlighten me...
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